FUCK YES FML.
Oh man oh man. I love Joel’s music. I would be losing my shit if I was in that crowd right now.
ZEDD JUST RAN AROUND JOEL’S CUBE IN PINK BOXERS, A BOW TIE AND FUCKING PINK SUSPENDERS. IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE ANYMORE
Joel trolling Porter isn’t anything new nor meant to be taken seriously. Back it up there, cyber cops.
YOU BREAK EVERY PHONE YOU HAVE JOEL
I AM DONE WITH YOU
I couldn’t resist, solely because Joel looks incredibly happy.
PHAHAHAHAHA oMG LOOK AT HIS FACE IT’S FUCKING GREAT
it’s a mix of i’m staring at you but my mouth it’s KINDA PISSED OFF YOU FUCKER
I bet he wishes he had a pen about now…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Madeon fans explode into fits of laughter when Joel mentions he ate at Hugo’s.
LITTLE CAT FEET DKFBDJFJD
I love little cat feet. So cute. All of the cute.
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n0 HOLY SHITJDL